Traffic jams are kinetic
by Mary Helen Sprecher
newsroom@baltimoreguide.com
It’s just no fun being stuck on the road behind a big bowl of Tater Tots.
Now, see, a non-Baltimorean is going to think that’s some kind of haz-mat spill. But city residents know better. They just make arrangements not to be out in traffic on Saturday, lest they get caught behind the Tots. Or the big French poodle. Or Bumpo the elephant. Or the Roman chariot, complete with its beehived steering committee.











