I am watching the Indians have their way with the Os today on MASN, and Amber Theoharris just came on to say that Mike Gonzales, the Orioles’ opening-day closer who could not throw in the same zip code as home plate, could be back with the team soon after a rehab stint in Florida.
Please, no. The Orioles are having a hard enough time as it is.
Gonzalez’ stats so far with the Orioles:
Three games pitched, two games lost, no wins, ERA 18.00, one save. Opposing batters are batting .556 against him. Please, can we send him farther south for more rehab? Like Antarctica?










